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Eats
Our classic burger - made with hand-smashed, Kitchen-ground beef (our secret blend of angus chuck and brisket!), fresh vegetables (pickles, tomatoes, lettuce, and raw onions), our famous Runaway Sauce, American cheese, and a butter-toasted brioche bun.
Available add-ons:
- Bacon
- Grilled Onions
- Tillamook Cheddar Cheese
- Egg
- Plant-Based Patty
- Lettuce Wrapped (no bun)
- Extra patties (you ask for it and we'll build it)8.00 USD
American cheese melted between a toasted brioche bun4.00 USD
Fresh-cut potatoes are double-fried to order and served with one dipping sauce of your choice.4.00 USD
Sweets
Made from scratch with fresh, locally sourced ingredients
Small-batch, local root beer poured over two scoops of Tillamook vanilla ice cream.5.00 USD
Two scoops of Tillamook vanilla ice cream, topped with Ghirardelli chocolate sauce and freshly whipped cream.5.00 USD
Three scoops of Tillamook vanilla ice cream blended with milk; topped with freshly whipped cream (yes, the real stuff - nothing from a can!)
Flavors:
- Vanilla
- Chocolate
- Banana (yes, made with real bananas!)
- Root Beer (+$1)6.00 USD
Drinks
Locally brewed root beer, served in the bottle3.00 USD
Secret Menu
You found it - our secret menu! Our growing collection of delicious, fun, and, sometimes, a little odd items do not allow for substitutions. These have been created by us, or an extra creative customer and we like to honor them in their original form!
Many burger places have a "stunt" burger, essentially something ridiculous but awesome. Our stunt burger is The Joe.
We use cheese toastie buns (yes, two actual cheese toasties) to build this behemoth of a burger. With two patties, two slices of American cheese, bacon, grilled onions, extra Runaway sauce, and pickles, you'll have your work cut out for you. 18.50 USD
Jessy's go-to burger is the perfect spin on our classic smashed burger! She lettuce wraps her burger, with extra pickles, extra sauce, adds a patty and adds a few more onions. In her opinion, it really lets the meat flavor come through and who doesn't love extra sauce?!10.50 USD
Our version of the historical Wimpy burger! Made with a butter-toasted bun, smashed patty, Runaway sauce, double American cheese, and pickles. Simple yet oh so delicious! 6.00 USD
Oh yes, we did it! This burger is for those with a big appetite, or the desire to try something extra special. This burger is built with a bottom bun, Runaway sauce, pickles, lettuce, our classic smashed patty, American cheese, another bun, Runaway sauce, pickles, lettuce, our classic smashed patty, American cheese, raw onions, and a top bun. No, we didn't accidentally say three buns - that's the burger!11.00 USD
We just can't help ourselves! We take our fresh-cut fries, top them with American cheese, grilled onions, bacon, and our house-made Runaway sauce. We recommend a fork and extra napkins!
Want to add even more to this hot mess? Try topping it with a runny egg (+$1) or a mustard-grilled patty (+$2.50)!6.00 USD
Three scoops of Tillamook vanilla ice cream is blended with cold brewed coffee and Ghirardelli chocolate sauce. Topped with whipped cream and chocolate drizzle in the cup. This is one for the record books!6.50 USD
Who knew chocolate and banana were a match made in heaven? You did! This highly requested shake combines Tillamook vanilla ice cream, milk, Ghirardelli chocolate sauce and REAL bananas (yep, we only use the real deal!). The best part? The chunks of banana at the bottom of the cup!7.00 USD
A straight up smashed patty (no seasoning) for the pupper in your life!3.00 USD
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